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Troy Westwood

2nd greatest left footed kicker in the history of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
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A dad.

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Troy Westwood

The Gas Station Arts Centre

445 River Avenue
Winnipeg, MB R3L 0C3
(204) 284-9477
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