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Festival Poster, 2016 - Signed & Mounted

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445 River Avenue
Winnipeg, MB R3L 0C3
(204) 284-9477
info@winnipegcomedyfestival.com

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was too tired.

I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.

I'm friends with electricians - we have good current connections.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsssh.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity - it's impossible to put down.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high - she look surprised.

90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.

My kids put together a PowerPoint presentation explaining why we should go to the water park... It has several slides.

I'm on a whiskey diet - I've lost 3 days already.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.