Bill Richardson
Bill Richardson turned his back on Silver Heights Collegiate five months before graduating and that school no longer exists but Bill Richardson is still standing, if a little haggard. Who won? Is it even a question of winning? No one can reliably say. He graduated from the University of Winnipeg (barely) and then went to UBC where he became a librarian, at which profession he failed to excel. He worked for a while for the CBC, but they fired him. He wrote for a while for the Readers' Digest, but they fired him. He has written a few books, which have attracted readers who number in the mid-dozens. He is a Leo, and the celebrity for whom he is most often mistaken is Ivanka Trump. He is looking for investors for his new theme park, The Slough of Despond, and its feature ride, Hell's Handcart. He lives in Vancouver, B.C. (population 650,000) and in Holmfield, Manitoba (population 14).